My wife was getting ready to give our 3-year-old daughter a shower tonight. She followed the usual routine of getting the water to the proper temperature while helping my daughter get undressed. My wife wasn’t ready for what was next. As she leaned over to help my daughter with her underwear, a punchy little fart got her in the face. Both of them were full of laughter and my daughter said, “Mommy, my fart cracked!” She described it exactly as she heard it. I wonder when my daughter’s farts will be inappropriate because right now they are good family fun.